-Recent conversation at workplace-

A:Singaporean girls only marry guys who earning are $2500 and above.
B:Oh really?
A:Ya, the "ladies" over there said.
B:So, all of them still single right?
A:Ya.
B:I see..

C:You see la, girls expectation so high. That's why we rather pick girls from foreign country lo.
B:Hmm..
C:Because of that, now 25% of Singapore population is made up of foreigners.
B:Oh..

D:You know guys group girls into different classes?
B:Serious?
D:Class A, those that are materialistic. To illustrate, they only eat with you at high class restaurant and you must have a car.
Class B, not that materialistic. If you say you don't have a car, they can take public transport with you but not everytime. They would still want you to pamper them, take them to restaurant or something.
Class C, if you say you don't have money, they will have no objection with eating at hawker centre. They are willing to take bus and mrt with you.
B:Oh my god, I didn't there's such thing -.-
D:So which class do you belong to?
B:... Erm..Class A like so fake sia..
A:Think guys prefer class B?
B:Zzz..

-End of conversation-